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December 31, 2006

The 3,000th dead American, life as a hot woman in Linden Land, underwater in Second Life, bad actors in real life, New England Patriots, Happy New Year

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SADLY, THE 3,000TH American died today. I was hoping it would not happen (that's foolish, unrealistic optimism) or that the number of deaths per week would decrease.

The GOOD NEWS - the New England Patriots beat the Tennessee Titans, 40-23, in a most beautiful game. Vinny Testaverde, who is now the Patriots' 3rd string quarterback, completed a touchdown pass with less than two minutes left in the game. This was a most significant touchdown because it was the 20th consecutive season in which Testaverde has thrown a touchdown pass, a really cool and unique NFL record. And he ends his playing career as a Patriot.

Owning a Tennessee driver's license and property in Tennessee, many expect me to cheer for the Titans but I can't help having good taste in football teams and more.


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ITS NEW YEAR'S EVE and I don't feel like drinking or going out. I am supposed to attend three events but doubt I'll make it out of my house. I consider New Year's Eve to be just another day only one with built-in excuses for acting badly and the perfect opportunity for making passes at friends, people you lust for, and strangers. I have one not-good New Year's Eve and Day consistency throughout the years - if I am dating a woman and we go out together on NYE and kiss at midnight, we will break up in the next year. This has also applied to strangers - a woman I had known for an hour, such as D - on NYE two years ago.


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SECOND LIFE


I SPENT SOME GOOD QUALITY TIME in Linden Land, AKA Second Life, today. In Linden Land, I am one very hot woman who has no fear of walking into the ocean even when people are trying to talk to me. I was hit on by a few guys today, some English speaking and some not. Being a woman in Second Life reminds me of why so many women do not trust males.

I've got so much more to say on being a cute and fine woman in cyberworld, as well as a hell of a lot of predictions and rants to make about our days in the real world but they'll have to wait. I need to make an appearance at two of these parties.


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2006 was mostly excellent - I have my limbs, good health, great friends, lived in New York, and fell into dozens of amazing things. 2007 should be better.


HAPPY NEW YEAR !

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December 29, 2006

Leaving Boston, waiting to hang Saddam and trade Randy, my most sincere empathy for Catherine Goode, thank you Gerald Ford

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I WAS WRONG TO HAVE BEEN SO MAD AT President Gerald Ford. I was mad that for the first time in our country, we had an unelected President. For that reason, I celebrated the Bicentennial on July 4, 1978 and not July 4, 1976. I viewed those two years as an aberration in our democracy. And like most Americans who were alive in 1974, was mad as hell that Ford had pardoned Nixon. But, I've come to think that Ford did the courageous thing - to pardon the crooked Nixon. The nation was better off moving on to more important matters.

AND WHAT I LOVE MOST ABOUT FORD NOW is THE TAPE he left behind. On THE TAPE, he stated that it was wrong to have attacked Iraq, and strongly ctiticized the present adminstration.

"...And I just don't think we should go hellfire damnation around the globe freeing people, unless it is directly related to our own national security."

The Washington Post story is here.

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A few days ago, I started to write this but got distracted, as always and did not get to post. I had a long rant about the bigotted Virgil Goode who fears an influx of Muslims and the widespread use of the Koran in the U. S. I feel sorry for his daughter, Catherine, as one cannot choose one's parents and when dad is the new and best nationally-known bigot, it must be awful.

My big question was this - WHAT WILL COME FIRST - the 3,000th dead American in Iraq or the 1,000th Jesus trademark? I know the answer without researching (the Fox TV Bill O'Reilly method of research). And the answer is......


3,000 DEAD AMERICANS IN IRAQ. The actual count is (now I'll do my research):

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There are 941 records of Jesus at the U. S. P. T. O. Obviously Jesus is a hot commodity and is great at selling stuff. I think there might be a passage in the bible in which Jesus does not care for the marriage of God and the bottom line. Only 59 Jesus marks to go!

There have been 2,980 Americans killed in Iraq.

I guessed that we would have 3,000 dead in Iraq by January 3 and 1,000 Jesus trademarks by April 3. It is so regrettable that anyone is dying in Iraq because of our reckless and immoral invasion of a country that had not done anything to us.

On that day, a few days ago, in Iraq we surpassed the number of people killed in the U. S. on September 11, 2001. George Bush should be ashamed but instead he is George Bush - the politician, liar and soulless flip flopper (Bush wants to be a uniter not a divider, Rumsfeld would be with him until his last day in office, etc.).


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This morning, December 29, we now have 2,992 dead. This always was an unwinnable war, and one that made my country one of the most hated throughout the world. I know how angry I get when a large country invades another country for dishonest reasons.


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IT IS ALWAYS HARD TO LEAVE MANHATTAN but it was made easier because I have great friends in Nashville, a gigantic house with rooms and closets everywhere and a non coin-operated washer and dryer that does not require clothing and an elevator to access, and Radnor Lake.

I had three days in Nashville post NY and went to Radnor on two of those days. The first day at Radnor I took the northern route around the lake. Within one minute, I saw five deer. It is odd that five deer would be making their way to the visitor center and western parking lot but I was just lucky. The next day, I took the southern route as I wanted to do the bigger climbs in order to make my workout tougher. This time I saw five deer again and again this took place at the beginning of my walk. Great stuff!

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Boston has been excellent, except for traffic and shoppers. The Big Dig is improving as that killer stretch of tunnel has been reopened.

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I am concerned about the potentially bad news that the New York Yankees might be able to partially rectify one of their arrogant deals. The Yankees might be able to trade their 6' 10" nasty mean spirited bad washed up over the hill bitter bad sport, Randy "The Big Eunuch" Johnson to another team. This is sad for Red Sox fans as getting rid of Johnson would help the Yankees and anything that is good for the Evil Empire, The NY Yankees. is bad for everyone else. I love it when the arrogant Yankee owner George Steinbrenner pays large amounts of money for old divos in the twilight of their career as watching George lose his cool has been a centuries old favorite pastime here in Boston - think back to kings of England named George.

Now comes the great news yesterday that the best available pitcher, Barry Zito, signed with the SF Giants and will not be on the Yankees! The Evil Empire did not rid themselves on Johnson fast enough so I, like thousands of other Red Sox fans, have been jubilant for the last 22 hours.

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Yesterday was the 23rd anniversary of Dennis Wilson's drowning death. It was so strange that the only Beach Boy who could surf, drowned.

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The next big question..... Will I get to blog again before Saddam Hussein is hanged?


I leave for Nashville in a few hours. To be continued.....

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December 14, 2006

The unconscionable pregnancy, Daisuke Matsuzaka and Red Sox Nation, the McDonald's sandwich assembly tool patent, soaking Jesus, no sending Internets and no tube clogging, Bush haiku

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I'M BEGINNING MY LAST COMPLETE DAY IN NEW YORK. My flight is tomorrow at noon. Today, I have to get my laundry done, and as I did a few weeks ago, I am splurging and having the Laundromat Cafe come pick it up, wash it, fold it and bring it back to me. (Read what Roland S. has said about Laundromat Cafe.) This kind of luxury is so to my liking, and fortunately the IRS considers this a deductible expense. As long as this deduction continues, I'll never do my own laundry when I am away working again.


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Sometime between 10:00 AM and 2:00 PM, TIme Warner will come and neuter me, i.e., take my cable boxes (one from this year and one from last year - a complicated story not worth repeating) thereby neutering me with respect to The Tubes - I won't be able to clog the Tubes or send Internets until I get back to Tennessee, and my television viewing - a near constant thing, especially in these exciting pre-new Congress days, and during our hot off the presses Boston Red Sox celebration of obtaining Daisuke Matsuzaka from the Sebu Giants for six years for a mere $103 million. YEA! Red Sox Nation is smiling especially as the one year anniversary of losing the lowlife center fielder Johnny Damon (December 20, 2005) is approaching.


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DESPITE RUMORS TO THE CONTRARY, I am not the father

I need to tall my friends, and the numerous women of Concerned Women For America, who've been asking, that I was not the sperm donor for Mary Cheney. [Picture me with a stern facial expression waving my crooked index finger exhorting the following: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Cheney."] I hope that these rumors will end so that I'll be able to go out and about (intentional Canadian reference) i midtown, Hell's Kitchen and Central Park without being attracting media attention. "Janice Crouse of Concerned Women for America described the pregnancy as 'unconscionable.'"

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I hope the CWA take some preemptive action if they are truly concerned about the welfare of children being born into a less than ideal situation. Perhaps the Concerned Women For American can still stop Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie from having children. After all, there are millions of more African children available in the ongoing Adopt-a-thon Africa competition among U. S. entertainers and celebrities. The CWA was way too late with Brit & K-Fed as their two young children are already alive and driving.


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My trip to Asia
changed me. I now want to write
haiku like they do

We can win if we
stay the course. Oh wait. I can't
say that anymore

Karl has coached me good
I need to say something new
A good new slogan

We'll have someting to
say right after the birthday
of my Lord Jesus

I would not want to
interfere with his birthday
He's always helped me

I look to him as
my Higher Father. He told
me about Iraq

He wants us to free
Iraqis from their old ways
Victory is ours

We can't cut and run
My Higher Father told me
We must stay the course

I forgot to ask
him how many would die as
we free these people


I'll ask him and tell
you what he says next month when
Jesus and I talk

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THERE ARE STRANGE CAR incidents in the neighborhood. Yesterday I saw an ambulance hit a taxi. It happened on 7th Avenue below my window. The ambluance was in a moderate hurry (in Midtown, nothing goes fast at midday) and an obnoxious taxi driver thought he could cross 7th Avenue on 51st before the ambulance arrived. He didn't make it and the ambulance hit him. Of course, the bastard taxi driver got out of his car and was angry!


Just now, "Martha" called and told me she was downstairs. I told her I'd be right down wih the laundry. She said, "OK, Baby." (I always take such expressions as exciting terms of endearment when women speak 'em at me, even though I should know better.) So, I saw Martha, chatted and gave her the BIG BAG.

Next, Jesus said, "what a freak accident." I thought he meant Martha's saying those kinds of things to me! But what had happened was this - Jesus got soaked as a limo in front of the building ran over a bottle of water and drenched Jesus! I told him that that was a good luck sign - the Irish are always having sayings like that. When a bird excretes on you is always a good sign, for example. The day immediately gets better.

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I just stumbled upon this McDonald's patent this morning. The details from the WIPO site.

I especially see the clarity, genius and innovation in the following sentence:

"The methods may include one or more of the use of preasseribled sandwich fillings, assembly of garnishes in advance of a customer's order or while ether portions of the sandwich are being heated using the sandwich assembly tool, the simultaneous heating of a bread component and the sandwich filling, placing the bread component over the tool containing garnish, and inverting the tool and bread combination to deposit the sandwich garnish onto the bread component."

THOMAS EDISON should have been so significant an inventor.


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I'll be hard to reach for awhile as my life is in boxes and I am about to be mostly telecommunication-less. Happy avoiding shopping to all!

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December 10, 2006

Birds are attacking me, my blood at Brazil Grill, taxing my future cyberspace transactions, Tony Soprano's shrink's shrink, seagulls in Central Park, tropical weather in New York City, the halal guys at 53rd & 6th, the 2006 Farewell Tour

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IT HAS BEEN A BEAUTIFUL and warm day in Manhattan - temperature reached 60 degrees. I was in shorts and used my air conditioners today. YEA. Tomorrow's high will be 48 - shorts will be a little less likely.


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I WENT TO TRADER JOE'S in Union Square today maybe for the last time in 2006. I saw the world famous director, Peter Bogdanovich shopping there. Bogdanovich these days might be best known as Tony Soprano's shrink's shrink - Dr. Melfi's Dr. Melfi. (Is the better term, "shrank?")


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Next, on my 2006 Farewell New York City tour, came Union Square proper (improper) with the great "Homeland Security" t-shirts and "Founding Fathers" t-shirts, the vegetable and fruit people of the Monday farmers' market in Union Square, the Q train to 57th, a walk to Central Park, and then good times at Columbus Circle.

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I had just seen the great director Bogdanovich but within a minute of surfacing from the Q at 57th & 7th, I got thinking about Alfred Hitchcock as I WAS ATTACKED by a little bird as I turned from 7th Avenue on to Central Park South. The silly little bird flew into the back of my head and then landed and looked at me before she flew away. What was that about, I thought. About one block later as I walking west towards Columbus Circle, two birds buzzed me as they flew in tandem by my head (one to my right and the other to my left). What is it about my head today that is attracting small nosediving birds?

And tonight I was summoned by a friend. She text messaged me and I did as I was texted - I went to see her at Brazil Grill. While there, I was unconsciously rubbing something on the outside of my right ear. Before I knew it, there was a lot of blood on my hand and my ear and then the napkin and then I showed the napkin to many people who did not want to see any of the blood in any of the places where it was. Birds attack today and later my ear bleeds at Brazil Grill. If I hadn't seen Peter Bogdanovich.....

What's for dinner tonight? Not green onions and not Taco Bell. Halal. Halal. HALAL. These guys at 53rd & 6th and their halal. God bless them.


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IT WAS MY LAST SUNDAY MORNING IN NEW YORK, I was drinking French press Trader Joe's French Roast, answered emails and watched Si Se on Breakfast With The Arts on A & E. I flew to Nashville Thursday, attended our Leadership Music Class of 2007 "Artist Day," flew back here Saturday and experienced the meaness, anger, wrath, impatience and hatred that is also known as CHRISTMAS SEASON here in midtown. God help us - how does the celebration of Christ's birthday, mainly, as well as the other celebrations, become a time to bring out the worst in people and commerce? Rhetorical question, I know.

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I like all of the hype about The IRAQ STUDY GROUP. Sadly, Bush will probably opt to increase the number of troops there because he is one of a handful who think we can win, that this is not a civil war, that we liberated these people (yes, we liberated them from a peaceful existence where kids can go to school and return safely to their homes), that America is safer, that we must kill the evil doers, that Iraq had weapons of mass distraction and that Iraq was behind 9-11.

I may get emotional and teary-eyed over Donald Rumsfeld's surprise trip to Iraq to thank the troops. How touching and emotional, and such a tremendous waste of tax payers money....


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SCATTERED and torn thoughts

It's too bad Rep. William Jefferson still ran for office and got re-elected. I think New Orleans deserves better.

I need to spend more time in Second Life, at least enough to cause some trouble. And do it now before the Federal Government begins to tax cyberspace real estate transactions, cyberspace drug dealing, etc.


Surprisingly I am in a new video on YouTube. I won't write another word about that except to say that I wish I could have edited it or that it had been just a voice over. (I did tell one friend about it and she saw the video and told me that I looked tired, heavy and in bad health. Damn it - she's right.)


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I got to see a great CBS Sunday Morning show complete with PLAZA SESAMO with Muppets and U. N. Secretary General Koffi Anan. It was a 10-minute story about the international aspects of Sesame Street. CBS Sunday Morning is the best non_HBO show on television and has been since its inception in 1980 or so. ("1980 or so" - Fox TV-style lack of fact checking)


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A SUNDAY AT THE BOATHOUSE is one of the best NYC things. I did one of my favorite treks - West 72 to Strawberry Fields (the path is now under construction but the the IMAGINE area is still there), to the southwestern edge of the lake to the Bow Bridge to Bethesda and then to The Boathouse. One of the best things about NYC this year has been that there are now two large swans who like to hang out by Bethesda. Nearby there were the usual ducks and geese as well as a large group of aggressive seagulls.


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OBAMA SHOULD RUN. He'll be on Monday Night Football tonight as he has taped some kind of comedic thing (if I just heard right - again, Fox News-style accuracy). He's tall and good looking and Harvard Law and bi-racial/bi-continental...... As long as he can present somewhat new ideas and stick with the winning stuff (no marriage for homos - sadly, one cannot be pro-gay marriage and get elected yet), and still be tall and good looking and charismatic and Harvard Law, he might have a chance. He needs to run now as when it's your time it's your time and this is his time.


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