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July 31, 2006

The end of the boat trip, Debbie, that Debbie, 1969 red Gibson SG, The Doors, Soft Parade, Robbie Krieger

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OUR BOATING TRIP WAS EXCELLENT but cut very short. We hit something below the surface of the Tennessee River underneath a railroad bridge in Loudon, Tennessee.

We put in shortly after 12:00 PM near the beginning of the Tennessee River and made great progress cruising for 38 miles from the river to Loudon Lake. The first big highlight, other than the beauty of the river and the lake, was the first lock where our boat was lowered c. 60 feet or so. I have gone through the locks that divide the Charles River from Boston Harbor, and under the railroad draw bridge dozens of times when my father and I would boat around Boston Harbor, land on Georges Island or many of the other amazing islands, and go out into Massachusetts Bay, i.e., the Atlantic Ocean.

And the locks at Loudon Lake are gigantic in comparison.


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But trouble was coming when we got to the railroad bridge at Loudon. From the map, it is clear that all boat traffic needs to quickly shift to the west side of the river, but from the river itself when heading downstream (north at this point), there are no red and green buoys marking this vital shift until well north of the bridge. Had there simply been another set of buoys placed south of the bridge, many accidents could be avoided. Here is a picture of the railroad bridge.


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We were going 29 miles per hour when we struck land. The propeller was severed from the engine and we were now on a 7,000 lb. boat with only the power of one oar. We saw that there looked like there could be a landing ramp south of our spot but in order to get there, we had to paddle with one oar upstream! Damn it - that was very hard and despite a lot of effort we were able to go only about 50 or 75 yards.

Fortunately for us, a very small boat with two very nice guys and one very small engine were able to pull us the rest of the way to the western edge of the river. We threw our anchor onto shore and tied ropes to a ramp sign. There was no dock so this had to do. This was our view in this tiny inlet.


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Of course there were strange warning signs, especially if one is superstitious (I am only superstitious in matters related to the Boston Red Sox), that our trip was doomed. I had my friend's wife very worried when I asker her about the software she used to write her will. I thought that I should have a will and have been making decisions about what will happen to my estate, money and assets (my CD's, DVD's books, scores, etc. collections) after I die. I was in no way pondering that our trip would be dangerous but one should not talk about wills on the day the trip begins. LOL


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Next problematic sign - just before we were to put in in Knoxville, a black cat did not cross our path, but a black steam engine driven railroad train did and it was driving backwards! Yes, a black train going backwards crossed our path. We waited for the backwards-driving black train to cross our path before we crossed the tracks to begin the adventure.


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While we waited in this little inlet anchored to bushes onland, we got to meet many of the local residents. All of them told us the horror stories of this little area on the Tennessee River and how there had been two deaths, broken ribs, broken noses, and damaged and sunken boats at this spot in the past few years. Much of this could be avoided with the addition of two buoys south of the bridge, or even graffiti on the bridge about the dangerous waters could be added.

We waited in the inlet until midnight - while we played with the ducks, the local cat, talked to the local fishermen, cooked our food and ate well, grateful that we were not hurt - when help from home arrived. We were able to push and pull the boat, via ropes and getting into the river, onto the trailer and then drive back to Franklin. Our day ended when we got back at 3 AM Monday. We'll have to do this trip again and complete it as neither of us takes defeat well.

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TODAY IS THE BIRTHDAY of my gorgeous 1969 red Gibson SG. In this photo, my then-favorite guitarist, Robbie Krieger of The Doors, my forever favorite band and my greatest musical inspiration when it most mattered, is playing his SG. Jerry Garcia, Carlos Santana and many others played the SG as well, but Robbie Krieger played the guitar like a musical instrument and not just a self indulging megalomaniac in the way most guitarists do. (Despite how conservative this statement will sound, Krieger could play beautiful melodies with form, expression and space, the space given by musical silence. Like George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and a few others, there was space - musical "rests" - form and thought in is his playing, and the best thing - his playing enhanced and supported the music.) I just put SOFT PARADE on (of course it is The Doors' most derided album, but what do critics know) and will next go play Debbie, my SG (at that point, "Debbies" were great. The only thing better in those days than a "Debbie" was a "Debbie" driving a VW Bug pulling over to pick you up as you were hitchhiking (thumbing, its Bostonian name). And the only way that could get better, and it did once, was when Debbie from Radcliffe gave me, a high senior thumbing near THE SQUARE a ride. We had a most excellent time and I didn't even need my guitar to get her to like me. AH..... That's another reason to pull out Debbie my SG now - to attract that gender. No, time to stop writing and get playing instead.


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August is almost here. My transition to all things New York is coming. Time to make out that will. Does anyone want anything specific I have? I'll start considering requests. To be continued....

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July 21, 2006

Bush as masseuse, Woody Allen and oysters, real orange vs. ugly orange, Lebanon as Iraq distraction, E-Rod the Red Sox friend

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I'LL BE BOATING FROM HERE, where the Tennessee River is formed at the confluence of the Holston River and French Broad River, to a marina 18 miles west of HERE, on the Cumberland River in Nashville. Our boat trip will begin sometime Sunday and end several days later. On the first day, in the first five miles, we will cruise by a university that cloaks itself in ugly orange, unlike this beautiful orange. I'll have to make sure to wear Miami orange again. I went to a Univ. of Tennessee football game once (once is enough and the tickets were free), wore MIAMI ORANGE, and frequently yelled, "Go REAL Orange." Living in Tennessee can easily make one anti-Vol.


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We've got excellent charts and maps of the entire Tennessee River, and all of its lakes, as well as the Cumberland River which we will join near the end of the trip. One can start here with this nautical chart and then keep clicking and cruising away. If I can, I'll blog from the river (assuming broad band permeates above the water, or do it the old fashioned way and keep a journal in my own handwriting.


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ALTHOUGH "ALL HELL" IS BREAKING LOOSE IN LEBANON, more than 100 civilians per day are dying in Iraq. Liberating Iraq is not going very well and we are quickly re-hyping the civil war we helped initiate in a Plan B.

According to this Reuters report, "a top government official" has stated that the Iraq experiment is now over. Actually he stated that, "Iraq as a political project is finished."


As long as attention is turned from Iraq to Lebanon, Republicans and George Bush can be happy as their worst political problem will be on the back burner.

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My heart goes out to A-Rod, the $252 million sunbather/third baseman for the NY Yankees, who is now commonly referred to as "E-ROD," (it could be worse - he could be L. Ron the who created the creepiest of cults, Scientology - instead of E-ROD) because he is playing so poorly and failing at the most opportune times. All Red Sox fans send our best wishes for his continued good fortune.

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I have resisted the temptation to write about George Bush the Creepy Masseuse, although like 2.13 billion other Earthlings, I have watched THE GROPE on TV and YouTube.

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OYSTERS - I will not eat oysters. They're alive when you eat them. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead! - Woody Allen, 1966


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July 19, 2006

Sights and shindigs of North Carolina, USPTO cliches, propaganda, pedophiles and downloaders, acts of government, BCOME and blue suits

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I fell in love with Asheville and Brevard, North Carolina and really understand why so many smart, musical and artistic people move there. I arrived in Brevard on Thursday and left Sunday after an excellent conference filled with good faculty, participants, musicians (two orchestras with two conductors who did not use batons - the way it should be, classical musicians on top of classical musicians at the Brevard Music Center), food, wildlife and wildlife and mountains and scary mountain women.


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The shindig in Asheville was cool as hell. My first experience in Brevard took place at the Hob Nob restaurant with this menu. A really great place.


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My big mistake was to fly, instead of drive, to Asheville. I expect to be back at BCOME next year and will drive. I had a lot of fun at the little Asheville airport starting as the Irish musicians were landing and drinking (and walking and talking) while waiting on their fellow musicians. But the damn airport mess that is known as Atlanta lengthened the trip. And I hope I never have to experience a Chili's again. Their best margaritas are horrendous and their food is worse. But this is how chains usually are and I was stuck. Every other eating place had very long lines so I had to.... to hell with recounting this mess.


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USPTO in Nashville


Yesterday I attended the first of a two-day U. S. P. T.O. propaganda session here in Nashville. (Lucky us as government wisdom invaded Nashville.) Fortunately two great friends of mine were speaking in the afternoon so those two hours were wonderful and much different from the earlier indoctrinating attempts.

I spoke to many attorneys yesterday (is there where I write, "some of my best friends are attorneys?). I was wearing an Electronic Frontier Foundation t-shirt - quite the message I was broadcasting. I was right to wear this because in an entire day of IP, not once were the words,

"the public"

"the public domain"

"the consumer" or

"fair use"

spoken.

The shirt and EFF can stir emotions and in Nashville, where copyright is supposed to last the life of God plus 70 years, anger at EFF can be experienced. So, one attorney started in on me. I calmly said that if it was not for the EFF and like minded people, there would be no iPod and all that comes with that.

This attorney said that she did not like iPods because people who listen to iPods are "sociopaths" because they spend too much time listening to iPods. (If that's true, at least they're not committing acts of government.) She also hated downloaders and peer-to-peer. I told her that it was unstoppable and should be legal and monetized (a boring centrist point of view, I thought).

Her response was SIMPLY AMAZING! She felt that pedophilia was also unstoppable and we shouldn't tolerate that either.

I never thought to make that analogy -

Downloaders and Pedophiles


I am glad I am on a different wavelength.

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The language I heard yesterday from one government employee (he may have been the new Copyright Czar) was wrapped in cliches, bombastic cliches and government-ese. Oh God....here are a few of his utterances. In and out of context they are equally out of touch:


devoid of any government meddling


extremely fair question to ask


macro issues


contentious set of negotiations

quite frankly quite a bit


customs infrastructure


3,000 to 8,000 seizures


empowering rights holders

as cohesive in our messaging

macropolicy level


coordinate leverage


Of course he wore a blue suit as he uttered these pearls of wisdom.

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On a positive note, we hope to boat from Knoxville to Nashville via the Tennessee River and Cumberland River. We will probably leave on Sunday and return to Nashville on Thursday. More on this soon....


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July 13, 2006

Bush as Diplomatic Democrat, my trip to North Carolina, living life the Frank Burns way, Sony & BMG & their lack of intimacy in Europe

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The Iraq civil war is being overlooked right now due to the new Israeli war. Even Iran and North Korea, our other Axis of Evil enemies, will have to clamor for attention now. Very uncomfortably and strangely, George Bush will have to be diplomatic and refrain from that good 'ol Shock and Awe solution. Bush is even quoting two U. N. resolutions. Bush having be nice with the U. N.? All of these bizarre changes - are these character based or done of necessity? (Such a rhetorical question. I shouldn't be so silly in cyberspace.) At this rate, Bush might turn into an environmentalist. He's already being a Democrat when it comes to illegal immigrants. Bush as wussy Democrat (U. N. hugger, tolerant of illegal immigrants, holding back on military force....) - who would've thunk?


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The Sony BMG nuptials are on hold in the EU. Not so fast, you starry-eyed lovers. Is the EU worried about the last time Germany and Japan got cozy 66 years ago?

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/12174645


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BCOME


And I am leaving in an hour for Brevard, North Carolina, by way of Atlanta (to go to Hell one must first land in Atlanta) and Asheville, North Carolina. YEA! Travel to a new place! I'll be speaking with these fine people at this fine conference. And there are nice sponsors and nice weather for the nice weekend.


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MASH and nice


With all of this "nice" talk, I am reminded of the late great Frank Burns of MASH who said,

"It's NICE to be NICE to the NICE."


Surprisingly, Frank was not referring to Margaret.


I should try to live the Frank Burns way.


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Lebanon just launched two missles that landed in Haifa, Israel. Damn war! I hope we can work and pray for Peace and Tolerance.

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July 10, 2006

Cowboy diplomacy and the Bush failure, Saturday night specials, Beavis and Zidane, soccer is a stupid spectacle, dissing France for one day, the doctor on the upper East Side

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Bush cannot act as much like a cowboy as he used to. Damn shame. When Iraq had nothing, he blew them to pieces launching SHOCK AND AWE.

Now, Iran is proudly proclaiming their efforts to go nuclear, and North Korea not only has weapons but is FIRING THE CHENEY ROCKETS IN OUR DIRECTION but the Cowboy spent all of his resources and reputation on silly Iraq so he has nothing left to do but go to his room and be quiet. George Bush is forced to be a Walter Mondale wussy quiet diplomatic kind of



DEMOCRAT

and simply hope that talk and diplomacy (how un-macho!) will make the problems go away.

Meanwhile, the Taliban is growing, mostly unchecked, in Afghanistan.

Bush has been a disaster unlike any other President in our history.

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A FRIEND WROTE AND SAID THE FOLLOWING. She's right. I have an excellent name, fantastic parents, great genes, am OK financially, have lived a good life with lots of diversity, love children and think that being a father would be the only important thing I have ever done. While I am still fatherless, I'll continue to drift without a purpose and lead a purposeless life and have great fun doing it. It's not the best but it is a great second. And having a child is quite impossible this month.

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AND SHE SAID:

Get married so you can have a kid to carry on the magnificent Harrington name! We need a lot more of you and your kind in this world. I would be happy to be the mother of your kid(s).

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I agree with her. Some of the finest people I have ever known have not reproduced. But some of the worst, reproduce as often as I buy computers (15 or so since 1985).

John Lennon called unplanned and unwanted children, "SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIALS." I think that is very well expressed.


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Today I can laugh at France (all redneck in the US do - today is my day to join them) because of that (everyone is calling him this) BUTTHEAD - the moron French soccer player, Zidane - who thrust his head into the chest of a player from Italy. It was during the World Cup game on Sunday. Soccer is a lesser sport and winning the biggest ever game in the world by a bunch of free kicks is damn stupid. Shame on Zidane and shame on those who honored his thug balding self (some males get so upset when their hair falls out). Best wishes and hopes for those who think soccer is a sport.

YEA real sports - go baseball, football, basketball, squash, cricket, racqueball, bocci and all of the other great MERICAN (rednecks here do not say, "AMERICAN" - they say, "MER-ICAN" - they cannot say, "Alabama" - they can and do say, "BAMA." If you love somebody, set them free by freeing up the front syllable) sports. (I use "MERCAN" because I am writing from Tennessee and I hear MERICAN as I type, not American.)


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But we need to remember, in this post-July 4 time, that France helped us beat our EVIL ENEMY ENGLAND. And that French statue in the harbor attracts a lot of attention.


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The other funny things happening right now -

Michael Jackson needs money, so he won't pay money, so he's being sued for money.

Ann "The PLAGIARIZER" Coulter got cut off from a live radio show because she called in ninety (90) minutes late. She's late and corrupt. And all of her thinness really is being wasted because of her nastiness. Does getting old make her this mean? I'm getting kinder and sweeter with age.

A doctor in NY's upper East Side really didn't want his wife to get much in the divorce so he blew up the damn building? Is that what's up with this story? I will not "research" this one. I'll just sit back and be amazed at how ill the doctor was.


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More good news soon......

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July 09, 2006

Spreading the Spirit of Pyongyang, 17 inches, glossy and compensating, Hilleary hates Hillary, 63 Wronskians, Red Sox still in first place, the glare of good

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I'VE BEEN GONE FROM THIS SPACE FOR A LONG TIME because too much has been happening including, most seriously, computer issues. Four trips to the Apple store led to me buying my new MacBook Pro. It is a large 17 inch GLOSSY screen (one can choose between glossy and non-glare and I could not resist the beautiful and sparkly glare screen. Perhaps it is a "compensation" screen as I am not glossy and glaring enough. And 17 inches... that's surely a BIG subject for another medium).


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FLASH FLASH FLASH!


I just heard the following (Sunday morning Nashville TV):


"Hi, my name is Van Hilleary and I voted against Bill Clinton more than anyone else." Yes, that's this guy's crowning achievement. (VH is one of three small Republican people running to replace our Republican surgeon-senator, Bill Frist, here in Tennessee.)

I hate Bill Clinton more than you do, and Jesus loves me more than he loves Bill Clinton and Bill Clinton is why there was a tsunami and why there are earthquakes in Iran, and it's Bill Clinton's fault the homos are getting married and threatening married people - hetero marriages are falling apart because of homo marriages.

It's a shame VH doesn't blame Ted Kennedy and his older brother Jack who did the MARILYN or President FDR and the New Deal, or that worst Republican of all, Abraham Lincoln.


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And then he went on to say that he will "defy Hillary Clinton..." That's right - "DEFY HILLARY CLINTON." When it's not Bill, it's Hillary Clinton who's causing all of our Earthly problems.

Of course he ends his commercial in a genteel Southern Christian style with, "And I'd be honored to have your vote." There's a lot of honor and love thy neighbor going on here in Tennessee.

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I've missed out on blogging about my favorite anniversaries in the past week or so, especially July 2. Jefferson finished the Declaration of Independence on July 2, and I aimed to finish my master's thesis, CHEMICAL FOLKLORE, a large unusual orchestral piece, on July 2. I succeeded in order to honor Jefferson and July 2.

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And now for the quick run down of the great anniversaries of the past few days:


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July 1, 2005 - The great Sanda Day O'Connor announced that she was going to resign from the USCO. My friend called me and told me the very bad news. I was at a Starbucks in greater Boston and remember experiencing immediae physical pain at the news. I probably uttered a bad Dick Cheney-style word (my parents never let me use the Dick Cheney word and now I only use it very sparingly and in private and only at Dell Computers because they deserve it) as well.


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July 2 - The Declaration of Independence and Chemical Folklore, with its second movement, "63 Wronskians." are completed. It's great to be in the presence of wronskians and everyone knows that 63 wronskians are 62 times greater than one wronskian alone and forsaken.


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July 3, 2002 - John Borland in an article entitled "The Record Labels' New Target - Joe Blow?" broke the news that, "Record labels hell-bent on strangling unauthorized music copying on the Internet are considering widening their legal efforts to include lawsuits against individuals, according to industry sources." And fight the future they did. Congratulations to the RIAA for spreading the spirit of PYONGYANG


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July 4 - as a nation we pause every year to remember and raise our voices in song to sing, "Go To Hell England."

July 4, 2006 - the Cleveland Indians beat the New York Yankees, 19-1. God got his way that day. Good (definition: noun - the Boston Red Sox or whoever is playing the New York Yankees) over Evil.


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July 5, 2004 - Massachusetts becomes the 6th state to ban smoking in restaurants.

July 5, 2006 - Kenneth "Kenny Boy" Lay dies before he can be sentenced or help the thousands of people he hurt.


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July 6, 2004 - millions of people learn another reason why one should not read the New York Post as its headline that day reads, "Kerry Picks Gephardt!" What's a fact between friends? So what if it was Edwards, not Gephardt, Kerry chose to run for Vice President.


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July 7, 2003 - I won in the Tennessee Supreme Court. It was the final step in suing Grant Smith. More details on all of those lawsuits can be found here.

God bless our court system. U. S. good, North Korea bad.


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More very good news to follow. I'll aim to spread the glare of good in the next few days.


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